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Review: The Planet Thieves by Dan Krokos

Review: The Planet Thieves by Dan Krokos

Pabkin’s One Liner: Just like watching a Star Trek episode in your head!

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The Planet Thieves is the first thrilling installment of a new middle-grade series by Dan Krokos.

Two weeks ago, thirteen-year-old Mason Stark and seventeen of his fellow cadets from the Academy for Earth Space Command boarded the SS Egypt. The trip was supposed to be a short routine voyage to log their required spacetime for summer quarter.

But routine goes out the airlock when they’re attacked by the Tremist, an alien race who have been at war with humanity for the last sixty years.

With the captain and crew dead, injured, or taken prisoner, Mason and the cadets are all that’s left to warn the ESC. And soon they find out exactly why the Tremist chose this ship to attack: the Egypt is carrying a weapon that could change the war forever.

Now Mason will have to lead the cadets in a daring assault to take back the ship, rescue the survivors, and recover the weapon. Before there isn’t a war left to fight.

The Planet Thieves was a super fun, fast-paced romp filled with action, heroism and a touch of sadness!

Mason is our young protagonist, a cadet spending some time on one of the Earth Space Command’s greatest ships, the Egypt.  His sister, Susan just so happens to be an officer on the ship.  I loved susan and the relationship that is evident between them.  When siblings have a shared crisis in their past, it changes them and the sort of bond they share.  I recognized this and it made me wonder if the author had this sort of intimate knowledge or if he just writes that good!

I finished The Planet Thieves in one afternoon.  From the time I started I did not want to put it down.  It reminded me of my childhood when I would watch episodes of Star Trek. I’ve already pushed the book onto one friend’s son knowing he would love it.  Mason is a smart kid but easily bored, and seems to have some issues with authority.  Sometimes his mischievousness gets him into the hot seat. I adored some of his insightful inner dialogue.

An example of why I love Mason:

“Mason knew what it was like to say things you didn’t mean, to just have them vomit out, and then feel that crushing ache when you realized you could never pull them back.” – pg22

Though adults don’t have a lot of front time in The Planet Thieves, the ones that do get some face time are awesome. Mason’s oldest sister Susan is a great person.  What’s great about his relationship with her is he actually listens to her and remembers the things she says:

“Sometimes, if she was afraid, she’d take all her fear and gather it up and turn it into anger. Anger didn’t paralyze the way fear did. It was the opposite of being helpless. But it was dangerous too, because you could end up being angry all the time.” – pg 48

“Susan had told him once that bravery was when you wanted to pee your pants, but you kept fighting.” – pg 56

Now every good space adventure needs alien villains – and oh boy do we have them here. They are in these crazy suits and you don’t get to see what they look like for awhile. They could not be summed up any better than the crazy rumors that circulate among the kids:

“The Tremist were aliens bent on annihilating the human race. The uncertain: They had better technology and, depending on who you talked to, would probably win the war. They were vampyres inside of human-shaped spacesuits that resembled armor worn by ancient knights of Earth. And they wanted to drink your blood.” – pg 13

What is all boils down to though is this is a tale of bravery and self sacrifice.  Mason is willing to do a lot and give up everything in order to do the right thing and to save those he cares about. No matter how scared he is, he has some awesome morals and these are things that I loved.  Plus I just love the slightly military feel to the book.  Below are my two absolute favorite quotes from The Planet Thieves.  I always know when I’m REALLY loving a book when I’m pulling quotes out left and right to save.

“He’d read in a textbook once a quote by the famous Captain Reynolds: I am not a brave man. But bravery, like most things, can be faked. And sometimes, in rare instances, it will lead to the real thing.” – pg 101

“A hard soldier is a strong soldier is a living soldier.” – pg 105

 

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Giveaway: The Planet Thieves by Dan Krokos

Giveaway: The Planet Thieves by Dan Krokos

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ThePlanetThieves

The Planet Thieves is the first thrilling installment of a new middle-grade series by Dan Krokos.

Two weeks ago, thirteen-year-old Mason Stark and seventeen of his fellow cadets from the Academy for Earth Space Command boarded the SS Egypt. The trip was supposed to be a short routine voyage to log their required spacetime for summer quarter.

But routine goes out the airlock when they’re attacked by the Tremist, an alien race who have been at war with humanity for the last sixty years.

With the captain and crew dead, injured, or taken prisoner, Mason and the cadets are all that’s left to warn the ESC. And soon they find out exactly why the Tremist chose this ship to attack: the Egypt is carrying a weapon that could change the war forever.

Now Mason will have to lead the cadets in a daring assault to take back the ship, rescue the survivors, and recover the weapon. Before there isn’t a war left to fight.

Be sure to come back later this week for an interview with the big man himself!!

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Review: Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs

Review: Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs

Pabkin’s One Liner: Peculiar is exactly what this is!

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A mysterious island. An abandoned orphanage. And a strange collection of very curious photographs. It all waits to be discovered in Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children, an unforgettable novel that mixes fiction and photography in a thrilling reading experience.

As our story opens, a horrific family tragedy sets sixteen-year-old Jacob journeying to a remote island off the coast of Wales, where he discovers the crumbling ruins of Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children. As Jacob explores its abandoned bedrooms and hallways, it becomes clear that the children who once lived here – one of whom was his own grandfather – were more than just peculiar. They may have been dangerous. They may have been quarantined on a desolate island for good reason.

And somehow – impossible though it seems – they may still be alive.

​​I listened to Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children on audio book instead of reading it. The voice acting was really well done. There was only one character voice the narrator did that I wasn’t happy with​, I forget her name at this point – but she was the little girl his grandpa was sweet on.

Am I the only one that finds it’s hard to remember names after listening to an audio book rather than reading it? When I read it – I can see the name swim in front of my eyes when I mentally picture the character – but when all I have is a voice I always lose the name.  Maybe I’m peculiar.

There was quite a bit of mystery and menace in this book.  Though I definitely think I could have used much more menace to match the peculiar. The premise was so interesting and I loved the idea that all of the children used to be in a circus.  Though I can imagine that must have been a difficult life.

It made me wander though – would they still act as children if they were close to a hundred or older? I tried not to let this tickle my mind too much because then I would have gone “ICK” in a few parts.  It was a sweet read and I’m interested to know what happens to all of the children and the villainous “whites” that are after them!

My one regret is that I didn’t get to see the photos that I had heard about from a friend who read the print edition. I think this took away from the overall experience and for that reason I would recommend anyone invested in this title definitely read it in print.

 

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Review: The School for Good and Evil by Soman Chainani

Review: The School for Good and Evil by Soman Chainani

Pabkin’s One Liner: Prepare for a breaking of the heart, twisting of the spirit and warping of any illusions you have about Good and Evil!

School

At the School for Good and Evil, failing your fairy tale is not an option.

Welcome to the School for Good and Evil, where best friends Sophie and Agatha are about to embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

With her glass slippers and devotion to good deeds, Sophie knows she’ll earn top marks at the School for Good and join the ranks of past students like Cinderella, Rapunzel, and Snow White. Meanwhile, Agatha, with her shapeless black frocks and wicked black cat, seems a natural fit for the villains in the School for Evil.

The two girls soon find their fortunes reversed—Sophie’s dumped in the School for Evil to take Uglification, Death Curses, and Henchmen Training, while Agatha finds herself in the School for Good, thrust among handsome princes and fair maidens for classes in Princess Etiquette and Animal Communication.

But what if the mistake is actually the first clue to discovering who Sophie and Agatha really are . . . ?

The School for Good and Evil is an epic journey into a dazzling new world, where the only way out of a fairy tale is to live through one.

The School for Good and Evil, it sounds like a light breezy read doesn’t it? What it really is *flabbergasted for the right word* is well, downright MAGNIFICENT!  I haven’t loved a book so much in a very long time, and I devour books like a maniac.  It literally went above and beyond any expectation I could have conceived for it.  I picked it up thinking: “This will be quite the fluffy fairytale,” but was blown away because it was nothing of the kind.

Lets begin with the description: I love that it tells you exactly what The School for Good and Evil is about without giving even an inkling of just how this tale is going to be delivered.  This is a book that can definitely be enjoyed by fairy tale lovers of all ages.  Especially if you don’t mind your fairy tales having a bit of a dark side. Not too dark mind you but just the right amount.  Yes JUST RIGHT!!

There are wonderful comic moments, that I couldn’t help but smirk at.  I felt like the author was making fun of so many things and it tickled me pink to no end. However, there are some moments that tightened my chest and throat.  You know what I’m talking about, that’s right when you are biting back the tears.  I’m not normally a crier…I’m a laugh-er.  So I don’t think I can explain well enough why this book touched me so much. Also, it is full of illustrations! At least one for the start of each chapter.  These added the perfect storybook touch.

What surprised and absolutely delighted me was how much I loved all of the characters.  I grew attached to all of them!  From main, to sidekicks, to little supplemental characters.  They were all given realism and depth of character that made each unique and memorable.  My favorite is Hort…you’ll hear me gush about him again.  *smirk*

I was captured immediately by the wry sense of humor one of the main characters Agatha possessed. She looks like your typical fairy tale witch but somehow ends up in the School for Good!  As you can see from the quote below.  She is a snappy girl and I couldn’t help but love her.

“Graveyards have their benefits,” Agatha said. “No nosy neighbors. No drop-in salesmen. No fishy ‘friends’ bearing face masks and diet cookies, telling you you’re going to Evil School in Magic Fairy Land.”

Soman Chainani writes characters that we can see reflected back in ourselves.  These are the children that we once were, or hey for those young readers, perhaps who they still are.  I think he was delving deep trying to get his readers to challenge those childhood tropes of Good and Evil. Are you beautiful with flawless skin and impeccable clothes? Are you ugly with warts and foul body odor? Does eating lots of sweets really lead you down a road of sin and temptation? Well shucks folks, I MUST be Evil because I’m a total greedy gobbler!

Prepare yourself for the “Evers” and the “Nevers” – that’s what these kids call themselves, for that’s how their stories go.  But onto my favorite character Hort, of course he is a “Never,”  attending the School for Evil. He was such a sad pathetic looking little guy, but he was excitable and friendly and hey he was Evil right?  This quote is when I first met him – and the little girl in me that loves the underdog had high hopes for him.

He looked like a sinister little weasel.

“The bird ate my shirt,” he said. “Can I touch your hair?” Sophie backed up.

“They don’t usually make villains with princess hair,” he said, dog-paddling towards her.”

Then in unexpected moments my heart would break…and frequently it was Hort that would do this to me.

“Dad told me villains can’t love. That it’s unnatural and disgusting.”

“So I definitely can’t love,” Hort said.

“But if I could love, I’d love you.”

If that isn’t sad…unrequited love, then blast I don’t know what is!

Agatha sums up the best element of this tale for me and precisely how I feel about villains!  They are a major part of what makes a story worth reading.  Often I feel like some authors treat them just as a way to make the good guy look better or “grow” into that strong character that the reader wants to love.  But me? I’m usually secretly rooting for the bad guy.

“She had always found villains more exciting than heroes. They had ambition, passion. They made the stories happen. Villains didn’t fear death. No, they wrapped themselves in death like suits of armor! As she inhaled the school’s graveyard smell, Agatha felt her blood rush. For like all villains, death didn’t scare her. It made her feel alive.” ​​

The School for Good and Evil captures the true spirit of the human heart in so many ways that I was laughing, cringing, weeping and just dying to get to the end to know how this fairy tale would end.  And now?…now I’m so sad that it’s over.​ I know this book will become a hearthstone in my library, one that I will read my own child when he gets older and that I will return to time and again.

So consider this readers…

What’s the one thing Evil can never have…and the one thing Good can never do without?

P.S. There is already a film being planned for 2015! *squees in utter joy and runs off before I keep up with the spewings of love*

Watch the AWESOME freaking book trailer!!

The Playlist I made on Spotify to go with the book!!

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Review: Kitty and the Midnight Hour by Carrie Vaughn

Review: Kitty and the Midnight Hour by Carrie Vaughn

Pabkin’s One Liner: Like listening to the female version of David Allen Bouche

Kitty

Kitty Norville is a midnight-shift DJ for a Denver radio station – and a werewolf in the closet. Her new late-night advice show for the supernaturally disadvantaged is a raging success, but it’s Kitty who can use some help. With one sexy werewolf-hunter and a few homicidal undead on her tail, Kitty may have bitten off more than she can chew?

​​Kitty and the Midnight Hour was a pleasure to listen to as an audio book.  Now I don’t usually enjoy talk radio voices – they sound so fake and cheesey.  But here it was made so obvious that I couldn’t help but find it entertaining!​ You could hear the shift in the narrator’s voice when she was on the radio and when she wasn’t.How the whole story unfolds with Kitty and her becoming this midnight hour talk show host for the paranormals is a lot of fun.  Some of the questions and scenes were full of chuckles and others could even tug on your heart strings a bit.

I do have to admit that I did NOT like the third person switch in the perspective whenever Kitty would shift into wolf form.  It just sounded so detached and impersonal.  It made her wolf way less real to me.​

​I enjoyed the tension between Kitty and who appears to be a possible love interest.  This one had a few sex scenes or references to sex just so you know and be prepared for that.  There was a convenient info dump towards the end but I didn’t mind that at all, it was setup well enough.

It had good action, plenty of mystery and hey even a disgruntled or grumpy cop who wants the protagonist to assist them with some cases – what urban fantasy is complete with out that? *smirk*

All in all it was an enjoyable book and a great narration job.  I’ll definitely be checking out the next book…though I have heard this is a pretty long series.​

Tabitha the Pabkins

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